I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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