i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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