Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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