he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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