I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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