When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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