And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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