do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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