she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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