I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
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