I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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