there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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