Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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