i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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