I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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