No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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