Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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