They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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