You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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