I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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