i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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