so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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