The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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