Already got asked if we're dating
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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