just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize
