So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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