She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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