he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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