did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
North Korea, Best Korea!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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