yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
The uberlube is also flammable
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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