I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dignity is for republicans.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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