doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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