From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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