the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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