People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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