who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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