Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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