Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Randomize
