he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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