How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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