She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
you had me at cake vodka
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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