Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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