And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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