and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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