Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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