is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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