you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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