aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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