would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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