dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
